You Know You're In The Wrong Church When...

1. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake.

2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

3. Karaoke Worship Time.

4. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

5. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

6. There's an ATM in the lobby.

7. The Choir wears leather robes.

8. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

9. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

10-The church bus has gun racks.