Religious Comebacks (Part 2)

1. When you do a good deed, you don't need a receipt, cause heaven sure ain't like the IRS.
2. Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary.
   
3. Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
   
4. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
   
5. The lion and the calf shall lie down together. but the calf won't get much sleep.
   
6. On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: "Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out!"
   
7. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
   
8. Confession without repentance is just bragging. 
   
9. Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
   
10. Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
    
11. "I don't question YOUR existence." - God