Welcome to the blog of Pastor Alton Stone, from Simpsonville, SC. Pastor Stone is a retired Ordained Bishop of The Church of God, Cleveland, Tennessee with over 45 years of pastoral ministry.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Biblical Q. and A.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson-he brought the house down.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

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