You Know You're Having A Bad Day When .... (part 1)

-The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money. 

-You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. 

-Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 

-You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag. 

-You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. 

-Your twin sister forgets your birthday. 

-Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet. 

-You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant. 

-You wake up to the soothing sound of running water... and remember that you just bought a waterbed. 

-Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. 

-The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 

-You wake up and your braces are stuck together. 

-Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.