Welcome to the blog of Pastor Alton Stone, from Simpsonville, SC. Pastor Stone is a retired Ordained Bishop of The Church of God, Cleveland, Tennessee with over 45 years of pastoral ministry.

Friday, February 19, 2016

You Know You're From The South


  • A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
  • It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
  • People actually grow, eat, and like okra !
  • "Fixinto" is one word... ( I'm fixinto go to the...)
  • There's no such thing as "lunch." There's only dinner and then there's supper.
  • Sweet Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you were 2 years old.
  • "Backards" and "forwards" means I know everything about you.
  • 'Jeet?' is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
  • You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is
  • You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see.
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