A Dictionary for Women (Part 2)

1. Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. -- Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".
   
2. Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. -- Similar to a black hole in space: if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
   
3. Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, coloring to en- hance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
   
4. Park (park) v./n. -- Before children, a verb meaning "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
   
5. Patience (pa*shens) n. -- The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children. See also "tranquil- izers".
   
6. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. -- A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and ro- mance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
   
7. Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. -- Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.