Georgia Peach

You know you're from Georgia if:

1. You measure distance in minutes or beers.
2. You know what a 'dawg' is.
3. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
   
4. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
5. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
6. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
7. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm" or you describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
   
8. You know whether another Georgian is from north, south or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth.
   
9. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insects or animals.
   
10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
11. Every other car breaking 90 on I-385 has a Georgia license tag.

If you understand these jokes, forward them to your friends from GA and those who just wish they were!