A Dictionary for Women (Part 1)

1. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
   
2. Airhead (er*hed) n. -- What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
   
3. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. -- You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner".
   
4. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. -- Gotta get married in a church.
   
5. Childbirth (child*brth) n. -- You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus... breathe....push...."
   
6. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. -- An appliance designed to eat socks.
   
7. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. -- A drink you buy at a conven- ience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&M's.
   
8. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. -- The last two minutes of a football game.
   
9. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
   
10. Grocery list (grow*ser*ee list) n. -- What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.