Posters You Would Like To See On Your Company's Bulliten Board

-Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

-If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

-Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

-Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

-A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

-If at first you don't succeed, try management.

-Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

-TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.

-The beatings will continue until morale improves.

-Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

-We waste time, so you don't have to.

-Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away!

-Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you've got their shoes!

-A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.

-When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

-INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

-Succeed in spite of management.

-Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.