Welcome to the blog of Pastor Alton Stone, from Simpsonville, SC. Pastor Stone is a retired Ordained Bishop of The Church of God, Cleveland, Tennessee with over 45 years of pastoral ministry.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Easter One-Liners

  1. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise
  2. Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
    A: A good Easter.
  3. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
    A: Hoppy Easter!
  4. Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
    A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
  5. Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
    A: A hairless hare!
  6. Q: Why are people always tired in April?
    A: Because they just finished a march
  7. Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!
  8. Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.
  9. Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    A: An egghead.
  10. Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
    A: Tulips (Two Lips).
  11. Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
    A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
  12. Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
  13. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    A: A smarty pants.
  14. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
    A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
  15. Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

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