Only In Sunday School

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was?

Susie raised her hand, stood-up tall, and said: "Thous shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."


At Sunday-School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of Adam's rib. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what's the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."


A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.

The boy replied "no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church." The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy "if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing?"

To which the boy replied, "yes he did, dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."