Genealogy Quips (Part 3)

1. Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears.
   
2. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
   
3. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
   
4. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
   
5. Genealogists live in the past lane.
   
6. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
   
7. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
   
8. Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
   
9. Always willing to share my ignorance ...
   
10. Documentation ... The hardest part of genealogy.
    
11. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
    
12. Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
    
13. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards.
    
14. I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!