Genealogy Quips (Part 1)

From Comments seen on a Genealogy Support Group . . . .

1. My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?
   
2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
   
3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
   
4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
   
5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
   
6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
   
7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap ...
   
8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
   
9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
   
10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ...
    
11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
    
12. It's 2000 ... Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
    
13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
    
14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
    
15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.