Genealogy Quips (Part 2)

1. After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
   
2. Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it.
   
3. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
   
4. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
   
5. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
   
6. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love it.
   
7. Genealogists are time unravelers.
   
8. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide ... I seek!
   
9. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
   
10. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
    
11. A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
    
12. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
    
13. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
    
14. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
    
15. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE flower.
    
16. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
    
17. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
    
18. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
    
19. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
    
20. Many a family tree needs pruning.