That's A Christmas Song?

Sometimes the kids don't always understand the titles or words to a Christmas carol or song. These are the ones that I have heard get a little mixed up over the years:

1. We three kings of porridge and tar.
2. On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me.
3. Sleep in heavenly peas.
4. He's making a list, chicken and rice.
5. You'll go down in Listerine.
6. Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel.
7. Olive, the other reindeer...
8. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
9. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
10. In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
11. Come, froggy faithful.
12. Deck the halls with Buddy Holly.