A Little Medicine for the Soul's Sake-It's July in South Carolina

It's July in South Carolina. It's so hot that...

-The radiator on your car is boiling over and you haven't even started the engine yet.
-The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
-Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
-The cows are giving evaporated milk.
-You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
-The temperature drops below 100, you enjoy the cool spell.
-You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive a car.
-You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window tinting.
-You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-Hot water now comes out of both taps.
-It's noon, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out in the street.
-You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 6:30 a.m. to head for work.
-The local bakery hasn't had to turn on their ovens for a week.
-You can cook breakfast on your driveway instead of in the kitchen.
-You have no idea whey they call it "Dry Idea" Deodorant.
-You don't have to go to KFC to get Fried Chicken, just put it on the hood of your car on the way home form the supermarket.
-The temperature in your house is 105 degrees, but your H/VAC service guy says your air conditioner is functioning properly.