A Week of Fun-Out Of The Mouths of Babes

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."
- Donna Maria G, age 9

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants."
- Ari K, age 7

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you."
- Rob P, age 8

"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list."
- Steven B, age 8

"Don't eat ladyfingers - even if you know the lady they came from."
- Susannah K., age 6

"My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing."
- Emma B., age 4

"When a movie is PG-13 that means how many minutes your mom will let you watch before turning it off."
- Jon G., age 12

"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs."
- Susie F., age 7

"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense."
- Beau M., age 10