- "Are you sure the power is off?"
- "Don't be so superstitious."
- "He's probably just hibernating."
- "I can do that with my eyes closed."
- "I wonder where the mother bear is?"
- "I'll get a world record for this."
- "I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
- "And that one over there, the red flashing
one, what does that mean?"
- "I'm making a citizen's arrest."
- "It's fireproof."
- "It's strong enough for both of us."
- "I've done this before."
- "I've seen this done on TV."
- "Let it down slowly."
- "Nice doggie."
- "Now watch this..."
- "Pull the pin and count to what?"
- "Rat poison only kills rats."
- "So, you're a cannibal..."
- "Listen, I'm taking a course in chemistry,
I know what I'm doing."
- "That's odd..."
- "These are the good kind of mushrooms."
- "This doesn't taste right."
- "What does this button do?"
- "Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
Welcome to the blog of Pastor Alton Stone, from Simpsonville, SC. Pastor Stone is a retired Ordained Bishop of The Church of God, Cleveland, Tennessee with over 45 years of pastoral ministry.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Humor Week-Famous Last Words
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