- What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
- What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
- "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
- What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you!"
- Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
- What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? "Be my valenstein!"
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!
- Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? "I find you very attractive."
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche!
- What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me."
- Why do valentines have hearts on them? Because kidneys would look pretty gross!
- What did one light bulb say to the other? "I love you a whole watt!"
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
Welcome to the blog of Pastor Alton Stone, from Simpsonville, SC. Pastor Stone is a retired Ordained Bishop of The Church of God, Cleveland, Tennessee with over 45 years of pastoral ministry.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
A Few (Ugh) Laughs About Valentine's Day
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