-Fall Down.
-Make a snow angel while wearing very few clothes on and tell your friends you like the numb feeling.
-Feed snow to your dog, cat, or other pets.
-Insist on wearing all white in order to “Blend in” with the other “snow people”.
-Let snowflakes accumulate on your head, then run inside Wal-mart Screaming, “Give me the best dandruff shampoo you got, pronto!”
-Bury your sister or brother in it. Just put a marker there so you can find them again.
-Say the words, “Winter Wonderland” everytime you refer to the snow.
-Chain your dog to the grill of your truck/car and refer to your vehicle as a dogsled.
-Make whimsicle comments like, “I wish I had snowshovels for hands”.
-Make an enormous snowball, then gun it at one of your cows at point blank range. NOTE: if you do not have a cow, this will also work on other animals and some humans.
-Always yell “BONZAI” when sledding down a large hill.
-When trying to find your way home during a heavy snow, refer to home as Desert Command and your vehicle as Eagle 1, while refering to yourself as Snow Fox
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