I can't remember a December or January as cold as these two months have been in my lifetime. It's funny when you think about the contrasts of seasons in your lifetime. I remember when I was 15 it was 75 degrees on Christmas Day and the next year it snowed on Christmas Day. But I can never remember it being this cold down south for such an extended amount of time. So here goes my list of you know it's cold jokes with a little snowy backgrounds. Have a great day!
You know it's cold when -
you have to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
your shadow freezes to the sidewalk
you have to break the smoke off your chimney
you have to open the fridge to heat the house
your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....
the fire department advises you to set your house on fire
the snowman begs you to take him inside at night
Jokes told in December don't get laughed at until spring thaw in March
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