I don't believe anybody is this dumb!

Online College Entrance Exam

-What language is spoken in France?

-Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

-Would you ask William Shakespeare to (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE A PLAY

-What religion is the Pope? (a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish
(e) Agnostic. [check only one]

-Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

-What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

-How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

-What are people in America's far North called? (a) Westerners
(b) Southerners (c) Northerners

-Spell presidents -- Obama, Bush, and Clinton

-Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the last four.

-Where does rain come from? (a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky

-Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no

-What are coat hangers used for?

-The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

-Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

-Where is the basement in a three story building located?

-Which part of America produces the most oranges? (a) New York
(b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Wisconsin

-Advanced mathamatics. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

-What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

** You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify **