On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss
a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!
At the Electric Company; We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
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