Don't Say This To Police...
-Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in.
-Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
-Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me. Good job!
-Are You Andy or Barney?
-I thought you had to be in good physical condition to
be a police officer.
-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
-I pay your salary!
-Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!
-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.
-I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there
are no other cars around.
-That's how far ahead of me they are.
-When the Officer says "Gee Son... Your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,
"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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