Facts About Men (Part 2)

1.  All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
2. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
   
3. Men love gadgets and lots of it. My husband has practically everything from Sharper Image. Name it, he has it, but does he need all of them - I didn't think so.
   
4. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
   
5. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
   
6. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
   
7. All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
   
8. Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
   
9. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
   
10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to your husband. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
    
11. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh, my, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
    
12. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door