YOU KNOW CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE WHEN:

YOU KNOW CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE WHEN:

-There are more pine needles on your carpet than on your tree.
-You credit card is smoked along with the turkey and ham.
-It’s A Wonderful Life has been shown for the 13th time.
-A trip to the mall and back is more challenging then the Indy 500.
-The Salvation Army bell ringers start accepting credit cards.
-You are pulling an all-nighter because of the words "Some Assembly Required".
-Your Christmas list is written in black while your check book balance is written in red.
-Santa’s belly is not the only thing shaking like a bowl full of jelly.
-The NFL referees are not the only ones giving away games.
-The infamous fruitcake returns from it’s 12 months of hiding.