Fathers A 100 Years Ago

Fathers of 1915 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

• In 1915, fathers prayed their children would learn English.
  Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.
  
• In 1915, a father's horsepower meant his horses.
  Today, it's the size of his minivan.
  
• In 1915, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.
  Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.
  
• In 1915, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.
  Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure to get it on video.
  
• In 1915, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.
  Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.
  
• In 1915, fathers could count on children to join the family business.
  Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and a smart phone.
  
• In 1915, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.
  Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams, Jr.
• In 1915, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."
  Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for baseball practice."
  
• In 1915, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.
  Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."
  
• In 1915, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.
  Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."
  
• In 1915, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.
  Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted a PlayStation 4!"
  
• In 1915, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.
  Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.
  
• In 1915, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.
  Today, he'll get a digital organizer or something else he can't operate.
  
• In 1915, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."
  Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."
  
• In 1915, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.
  Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.
  
• In 1915, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.
  Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.
  
• In 1915, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.
  Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Dixie Youth and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.
  
• In 1915, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.
  Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."
  
• In 1915, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.
  Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So-how long have you had that earring?"
  
• In 1915, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.
  Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Michael Jordan and Joe Montana.
  
• In 1915, fathers were never truly appreciated.
  In 2015, fathers are never truly appreciated.

Things ain't changed much in a 100 years, but Dad, we wouldn't be anywhere without you!