The Power of Laughter-Part 2-10 Things To Do With a Fruitcake Besides Eating It

1. Home base in your family’s annual championship game of snowball baseball.
2. Frisbee!
3. Set it next to a door that stubbornly refuses to stay open. Best used with a door you have no intention of ever closing, as removing the new doorstop may be a challenge.
4. Leave it out for Santa to eat and catch him as he’s trying to wedge himself back up the chimney, weighted down with your fruit cake, a can of pressurized whipped cream, and a quart of whole milk.
5. Stick feathers in it during duck hunting season to make a festive decoy.
6. A dog chew toy. . . what do you mean not even your dog will touch it?
7. Crumble it up into small pieces and. . . . just kidding. We know you can’t actually break up a fruit cake!
8. “Pull!” – An inexpensive skeet. Reusable, too.
9. Use as freeweights to bulk up your biceps.
10. Place in a catapult when besieging a castle. Fire.