How Cold Is It?

We have had some real cold weather the past few days which led me to this thought-How cold is it?

-70+   Californians put on sweaters.
-60+   Miami residents turn on the heat.
-50+   Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
-40+   You can see your breath.Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.
-35+   Italian cars don't start.
-32+   Water freezes.
-30+ You plan your vacation in Australia.
-25+   Ohio water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.
-20+   Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further south.
-15+   French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping with you.
-10+   You need jumper cables to get the car going.
-05+   American cars don't start.
-0+   Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10   German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15   You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.
-20   Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
-25   Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30   You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-40   Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweater. Your cat helps you plan your trip south.
-50   Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80   Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90   Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.